Danger, intrigue, espionage and cutthroat deals. Todays reality TV pales in comparison to the life I lived for 11 years. To be honest I have never even watched one episode of any reality TV program. Why, to tame and just plain boring. I lived it, why watch pretend. Besides I've got 11 years of my life on a loop, running 24/7 in my brain. No room left for what passes as real on TV.
Completing each and every deal I did in Europe was Dicey at best. I could have lost everything at many points in each trip. Which is the main reason I mostly hid out at the Raba when not actually doing the deals. I always kept a high awareness of my surrounding in an effort to ward off potential problems. I trusted nobody with what I was really doing. I never confided 100% with anyone, including Joshua. Possibly that is why I jumped at the chance to go legit in 1998 & bought the Holiday Colors.
I could not do what I did in the 1990s today. My nerves could not take it. I believe I used up my luck & my nerve reservoir in the 90s.
The following are surveillance photos taken on the sly by me. For this transaction I paid Gunther Leitner for 50 boxes of 12 carded Silver Glows per box. The driver and I were then told where to meet off site by Gunther.
I've already told you about meeting Gunther Leitner at a McDonald's in Linz Austria where I paid him $2,000.00 for Pez dispensers he stole from the main office 15 minute earlier. I've also mentioned that border crossings were tricky. Well the following 10 pages will explain in exact detail what tricky means and why I carried a bottle each of Tums and Advil.
For customs purposes I needed to keep the amount I brought into the country on each trip below $2,000.00 in stated value. Otherwise my pez would have been held at the border by customs and my broker would be needed. More paper work, more fees and more people involved in general. Wanting to keep it simple, the numbers always needed to be massaged, in order to use the customs form you get on every international flight.
So here is the dilemma. Cash carried on international flights must be below $10,000.00 or you must declare it. Not wanting to bring attention to the fact that almost every month for years I was taking just under $10,000.00 to Europe. I usually carried between $9,000.00 and $9,800.00 in order to legally avoid the requirement of declaring the amount of cash I was taking to Europe. Left the USA with just under $10,000.00 returned with just under $2,000.00 stated value of pez dispensers. This was done about 70 times, see the problem.
This is where, we will call him Andy came in. Andy was the middle man, assigned to me by the people who I actually bought all my pez from. Andy was found so that they could maintain distance, today he would be referred to as a cutout. Those who I actually bought from felt I was just to hot to go near or take even a remote chance of being seen with. This always happened after roughly 5 trips anywhere in Europe that I bought Pez dispensers. Hungary was the only country though where the people I bought from got creative enough to use a cutout for handling business after I got to hot.
There also was an unseen hand that moved my activities from Hungary, Slovenia and Austria to eventually just Hungary. After a couple years of buying in Europe my face was known to everybody in or from Pez Austria. I know this because I was told this by people I bought from in Hungary, Slovenia and Austria. Also on one occasion an Austrian I had never seen before came up to me in a factory in Slovenia and said. " I know who you are." That's all he said after which he immediately turned walked away and disappeared. After which I was hustle out and off the property. In the clandestine meeting that followed I heard it for the first time. "Everybody at pez knows what you look like. I can't be seen talking to you ever again."
The unseen hand kept reducing the number of places in Europe where I could buy Pez, until Hungary was all that remained. This was done I believe, so that I could be controlled and a cutout could be used to avoid exposure. Yes I believe it was orchestrated. By doing this the money could be more easily controlled and the number of people who got a cut was reduced. On rare occasions one of the people I was actually buying from would meet with me to iron out a detail but after the first year I never saw Gunther again. Although I could always feel his hand controlling me. On those rare occasions that the other person I was actually buying from would appear. He would show up after I had been at the designated house for a while, then leave before I did. There were usually things Andy and I had to do until a suitable amount of time passed after he left.
Once my contacts had been reduced to just Andy, the price I was required to pay per dispenser went from 25 cents each to a high of $1.10 each. I was always reminded of all the risk that they were taking as to why the price kept going up. In reality there risk was once, when the vehicle drove out the gate with the pez. By the way the guy at the gate was another reason I was told as the price went up. They got there money all at once, cash, large bills please. One day and done. My risk was at every border I crossed and the 3 to 5 years it took to sell every load. At any point in the journey home everything could have gone south and I would have lost over $10,000.00 in a minute. Not only that, they barely had to leave the city most of them lived in. Where I had to travel thousands of miles to make it happen.
Somehow though each time I tried to explain reality to Andy, his English would get bad all of a sudden or he would wince to indicate I was being unreasonable or mean.
My activities now isolated, Andy handled everything. Funny thing is when I met him he was a kid who helped his mother with me because he spoke English. His mother was actually who was assigned to me at first because she had a retail sales license. After a few visits though she disappeared. From then on I dealt with Andy.
I would arrive in Vienna / Wien then the Raba in Gyor where dispensers were individually bagged then put into duffel bags. This is when each duffel bag was configured to place licensed characters or dispensers without country safely in the middle of each duffel bag.
For the last few years of travel though, things changed. I was only allowed to take possession of my pez as I drove out of the country. They got real nervous about people at the Raba helping me move about 9,000 pez up and down from my room every trip. As the Hungarian Headquarters for pez Hungaro Candy was located less than a mile from the Raba and the injection molding facility was a little over a mile away. This eventually made everybody real nervous. So for the last few years I drove to Andy on the way in just to pay him and go over everything. Then pick the pez up on the way out of Hungary at about 3 am.
The first 5 or 6 years trips were 5 or 6 days each. Though in the last few years I shortened them to 4 days. What changed was in the first 5 years I drove around a lot. Slovenia, Austria, Czech, Slovak, etc. buying pez at other factories, warehouses, stores wherever. Buying pez not just in Hungary. As the unseen hand slowly confined my activities to Hungary Though the longer trips just became a waist of time. By reducing the length to 4 days it was the optimal amount of time. More than enough time to get everything done, yet not so short as to appear odd at customs. This was the way it was now, except trips to specific countries like Spain, Sweden, Australia or South Africa.
Once I had been assigned Andy a formula was used to calculate the bill of sale. These bills of sale were also something everybody worried about. Who all looks at them? What do you do with them after each trip. Border officials and US Customs were who saw them. Other than that nobody saw them. What did I do with all those Bills of Sale? I still have every last one of them.
I
smuggled approximately 700,000 Pez Dispensers into the USA from Europe.
Get yours signed and authenticated as a Pez Outlaw Pez Dispenser.
These are small inspection slips that were in each box of approx 400 Pez Dispensers. $200.00 each for your choice of box inventory slip pictured in chapter 5. Postal money order only. steven j glew 5611 lehman rd dewitt mi 48820. I retain rights to these pictures.
Hungarian black market Bills of Sale. Some examples from my 70+ Trips.
receipts have some redaction. 1st few to sell $10,000.00 each take your pick. No it will not be blacked out like picture. $35,000.00 for all bills of sale pictured in chapter 5. Postal money order only. steven j glew 5611 lehman rd dewitt mi 48820. I retain rights to these pictures.
Legal bill of sale from Hungary.
A few of the Slovenian Bills of Sale.
no redaction's.
Swedish Bill of Sale
Etc, you get the idea.
The formula used to make out these bills of sale by Andy was based on the original price, the actual value of an unpackaged pez dispenser back then. Twenty three to twenty five cents each. Bills of sale almost always read 8,000 to 8,900 pez dispensers at .23 to .25 cents each. As long as the number came out below $2,000.00 total. What I actually paid overall was $1.10 per dispenser around $9,000.00 to $9,500.00. In the first year .25 each, then .75 each for a couple years and mostly though $1.10 per dispenser.
The way I always looked at it the actual cost per pez dispenser was about .25 cents each. The difference between that and $1.10 was bribes and payoffs. Assuming anything was actually paid to Pez Europe, which I now doubt. That left .85 cents times approximately 9,500 dispensers to be divided up between all concerned per trip. Pretty good for a couple days work once a month for a decade, if you can get it.
That brings it to .85 cents to $1.10 times approximately 9,000 pez dispensers per trip That comes to at .85 cents, $7,650.00 per trip paid in payoffs or bribes per trip. There were 70 trips, which brings the total in payoffs to $535,500.00 and if no money went to pez corp $693,000.00 in Hungary alone. No matter how you slice it about 3 people in Europe made a lot of money for 70 to 140 days of work. Though I have no doubt some made more than others. That I know of 1 new house, 2 cars and a vacation or 2 were obtained with this money.
Now maybe you understand why I got so annoyed at being jerked around so much on these trips to Europe. Over 1/2 million dollars and people did not want to know me. All to often getting what I wanted, when I wanted it was like pulling teeth. Being scolded, told to keep a lower profile and keep quiet. That I was talking to much when selling. Honestly what they wanted was for me to buy it and not sell it at all.
The 3 am pickup rule. Having to schlep all the way over there and pay cash please. Not to mention in reality taking all the risk with every border crossing or checkpoint. Any deal could have gone south at any point traveling home. Meaning I would lose just under $10,000.00 cash, Hotel, Flight and car rental.
Another thing that always bothered me buying pez.. The people I bought from got all there money in one deal and done. In order to get each trips investment back, it could take up to 3 years for me.
The under $2,000.00 rule did not always work at customs in the US. Get the wrong customs agent and everything could go south pretty fast. On at least 3 occasions, it did go south. Thanks to my broker though everything turned out OK after a few days.
Now you understand why borders in Europe and customs in the US required 2 Tums and 2 Advil. Every trip home from Europe was an exorcise in Frayed nerves.
Amendment to chapter about collectibles in general.
Cereal premiums.
At one point I figured out the plastics company that produced the more highly sought after & "Rare" premiums that went into a particular cereal box. The guy who owned the company was willing to run the molds again for a price. He also was willing to sell me the molds & samples he had for a price. This is just a cautionary tale for collectors of "Rare" collectibles made of plastic.
Pez
I also know for a fact that Pez components have been recreated by plastics companies here & in China. Pez Pal components & Capes for Batman to name a couple. Anything plastic can be recreated from an original if the cost of doing it is worth the cost of selling it. You really need to be realistic on values of plastic collectibles. There is always a tipping point where recreating an item is worth doing.
In house examples are C class trucks, King Loui, Baloo, Mowgli & Blue Dumbo, to name a few. All were reproduced beyond original end of production dates. Why? Because it was profitable to do so. This I know for a fact. What I suspect was also produced after original end of production dates are: Pez Space Gun, Pez Shooter & about a dozen or so no feet Pez dispensers. Why? Because it was profitable to do so, meaning someone paid the right person what they wanted to do it.
You understandably could question what I suspect. I would not blame you. Though I do lay out in great detail the proposed Space Gun project I was involved with in Chapter 12. The Pez Space Gun Project. You also are now aware of a mold owned by a dealer with the rights to produce that mold. Other people also own original molds. I have seen them with my own two eyes. You are also aware now that almost any color of an item can be had for a price if you know who to pay. Verification is the approx 20 dispensers I had produced & packaged in colors I specified. Let alone the colors made on demand by the right people within the company. Again, if you know the right person & are willing to pay there price. All is possible.
The following is something I strongly suspect is true. Through fragments of conversation and knowing how things work in the underground Pez economy. A similar setup was offered to me.
I believe that an individual in Austria at one
time privately owned an injection molding machine. I believe this
individual had access to several complete sets of molds through
associations with people at Pez Corp Austria. This individual either
worked at Pez Austria or repaired the injection molding machines for
them. The person who repaired machines was who made me the offer.
I believe the molds were borrowed, leased or bought. Then used to create Pez dispensers and Pez Guns. I believe this happened for sure in about 1989 to 1992. It may have also happened after that, but around 1990 I strongly believe all the evidence says this happened. I am not the only person who believes this happened. You would be shocked to know the names of those who also have suspicions that this happened. Some have tipped there hand about this belief by there reactions or statements to me. Especially in the early days, about 1994 when I was finding so many great dispensers in warehouses.
There reactions to what I found, were laced with suspicion. Corrections about how it was being made wrong etc. Some even flat out said " You are making or having this stuff made". It always shocked me how quickly these top dealers & collectors leaped to that conclusion. If the Kings stuff was correct? Why wouldn't mine be? If he could find massive amounts of really old no feet stuff? Why was it so unbelievable that I could find massive quantities of even newer Pez dispensers? The only conclusion was that they never believed the Kings dispensers were all original finds of old inventory.
After all, Hadn't it been necessary for them to correct his mistakes for years. One dealer stated this to me as a matter of fact. As he explained the correction he would have to make on one of my dispensers.
Here is a list of the molds I believe were used in roughly 1990 by this individual with the injection molding machine. Some in many different colors. Indicated By *
Molds that I believe were used by this individual for this private production in about 1990 were.
Pez Space Gun* 1980s orange version especially
Pez Shooter* orange version especially
Green Hornet and hats*
Cow* A or B sorry can't remember for sure which one.
Mimic the Monkey*
Monkey Sailor
Clown with Chin*
Cockatoo*
Raven
Yappy Dog*
Cool Cat*
Owl Melody Maker*
With the guns it was indicated to me at the time approximately 10 years ago. That after the orange versions were sold there might be other colors available.
Honor among thieves. Karma is a bitch. Pez Corporation, Pez Outlaw Diary is your Karma.
Completing each and every deal I did in Europe was Dicey at best. I could have lost everything at many points in each trip. Which is the main reason I mostly hid out at the Raba when not actually doing the deals. I always kept a high awareness of my surrounding in an effort to ward off potential problems. I trusted nobody with what I was really doing. I never confided 100% with anyone, including Joshua. Possibly that is why I jumped at the chance to go legit in 1998 & bought the Holiday Colors.
I could not do what I did in the 1990s today. My nerves could not take it. I believe I used up my luck & my nerve reservoir in the 90s.
The following are surveillance photos taken on the sly by me. For this transaction I paid Gunther Leitner for 50 boxes of 12 carded Silver Glows per box. The driver and I were then told where to meet off site by Gunther.
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| Photos are of the silver glow buy. The driver was under orders from Gunther Leitner. I paid Gunther, then met the driver for delivery. |
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| That's me on the left. These are Photos I took covertly while buying Pez. |
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| Covert photos I took. That's me on the right. Tell a friend many more to come. |
I've already told you about meeting Gunther Leitner at a McDonald's in Linz Austria where I paid him $2,000.00 for Pez dispensers he stole from the main office 15 minute earlier. I've also mentioned that border crossings were tricky. Well the following 10 pages will explain in exact detail what tricky means and why I carried a bottle each of Tums and Advil.
For customs purposes I needed to keep the amount I brought into the country on each trip below $2,000.00 in stated value. Otherwise my pez would have been held at the border by customs and my broker would be needed. More paper work, more fees and more people involved in general. Wanting to keep it simple, the numbers always needed to be massaged, in order to use the customs form you get on every international flight.
So here is the dilemma. Cash carried on international flights must be below $10,000.00 or you must declare it. Not wanting to bring attention to the fact that almost every month for years I was taking just under $10,000.00 to Europe. I usually carried between $9,000.00 and $9,800.00 in order to legally avoid the requirement of declaring the amount of cash I was taking to Europe. Left the USA with just under $10,000.00 returned with just under $2,000.00 stated value of pez dispensers. This was done about 70 times, see the problem.
This is where, we will call him Andy came in. Andy was the middle man, assigned to me by the people who I actually bought all my pez from. Andy was found so that they could maintain distance, today he would be referred to as a cutout. Those who I actually bought from felt I was just to hot to go near or take even a remote chance of being seen with. This always happened after roughly 5 trips anywhere in Europe that I bought Pez dispensers. Hungary was the only country though where the people I bought from got creative enough to use a cutout for handling business after I got to hot.
There also was an unseen hand that moved my activities from Hungary, Slovenia and Austria to eventually just Hungary. After a couple years of buying in Europe my face was known to everybody in or from Pez Austria. I know this because I was told this by people I bought from in Hungary, Slovenia and Austria. Also on one occasion an Austrian I had never seen before came up to me in a factory in Slovenia and said. " I know who you are." That's all he said after which he immediately turned walked away and disappeared. After which I was hustle out and off the property. In the clandestine meeting that followed I heard it for the first time. "Everybody at pez knows what you look like. I can't be seen talking to you ever again."
The unseen hand kept reducing the number of places in Europe where I could buy Pez, until Hungary was all that remained. This was done I believe, so that I could be controlled and a cutout could be used to avoid exposure. Yes I believe it was orchestrated. By doing this the money could be more easily controlled and the number of people who got a cut was reduced. On rare occasions one of the people I was actually buying from would meet with me to iron out a detail but after the first year I never saw Gunther again. Although I could always feel his hand controlling me. On those rare occasions that the other person I was actually buying from would appear. He would show up after I had been at the designated house for a while, then leave before I did. There were usually things Andy and I had to do until a suitable amount of time passed after he left.
Once my contacts had been reduced to just Andy, the price I was required to pay per dispenser went from 25 cents each to a high of $1.10 each. I was always reminded of all the risk that they were taking as to why the price kept going up. In reality there risk was once, when the vehicle drove out the gate with the pez. By the way the guy at the gate was another reason I was told as the price went up. They got there money all at once, cash, large bills please. One day and done. My risk was at every border I crossed and the 3 to 5 years it took to sell every load. At any point in the journey home everything could have gone south and I would have lost over $10,000.00 in a minute. Not only that, they barely had to leave the city most of them lived in. Where I had to travel thousands of miles to make it happen.
Somehow though each time I tried to explain reality to Andy, his English would get bad all of a sudden or he would wince to indicate I was being unreasonable or mean.
My activities now isolated, Andy handled everything. Funny thing is when I met him he was a kid who helped his mother with me because he spoke English. His mother was actually who was assigned to me at first because she had a retail sales license. After a few visits though she disappeared. From then on I dealt with Andy.
I would arrive in Vienna / Wien then the Raba in Gyor where dispensers were individually bagged then put into duffel bags. This is when each duffel bag was configured to place licensed characters or dispensers without country safely in the middle of each duffel bag.
For the last few years of travel though, things changed. I was only allowed to take possession of my pez as I drove out of the country. They got real nervous about people at the Raba helping me move about 9,000 pez up and down from my room every trip. As the Hungarian Headquarters for pez Hungaro Candy was located less than a mile from the Raba and the injection molding facility was a little over a mile away. This eventually made everybody real nervous. So for the last few years I drove to Andy on the way in just to pay him and go over everything. Then pick the pez up on the way out of Hungary at about 3 am.
The first 5 or 6 years trips were 5 or 6 days each. Though in the last few years I shortened them to 4 days. What changed was in the first 5 years I drove around a lot. Slovenia, Austria, Czech, Slovak, etc. buying pez at other factories, warehouses, stores wherever. Buying pez not just in Hungary. As the unseen hand slowly confined my activities to Hungary Though the longer trips just became a waist of time. By reducing the length to 4 days it was the optimal amount of time. More than enough time to get everything done, yet not so short as to appear odd at customs. This was the way it was now, except trips to specific countries like Spain, Sweden, Australia or South Africa.
Once I had been assigned Andy a formula was used to calculate the bill of sale. These bills of sale were also something everybody worried about. Who all looks at them? What do you do with them after each trip. Border officials and US Customs were who saw them. Other than that nobody saw them. What did I do with all those Bills of Sale? I still have every last one of them.
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These are small inspection slips that were in each box of approx 400 Pez Dispensers. $200.00 each for your choice of box inventory slip pictured in chapter 5. Postal money order only. steven j glew 5611 lehman rd dewitt mi 48820. I retain rights to these pictures.
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Hungarian black market Bills of Sale. Some examples from my 70+ Trips.
receipts have some redaction. 1st few to sell $10,000.00 each take your pick. No it will not be blacked out like picture. $35,000.00 for all bills of sale pictured in chapter 5. Postal money order only. steven j glew 5611 lehman rd dewitt mi 48820. I retain rights to these pictures.
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A few of the Slovenian Bills of Sale.
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Swedish Bill of Sale
Etc, you get the idea.
The formula used to make out these bills of sale by Andy was based on the original price, the actual value of an unpackaged pez dispenser back then. Twenty three to twenty five cents each. Bills of sale almost always read 8,000 to 8,900 pez dispensers at .23 to .25 cents each. As long as the number came out below $2,000.00 total. What I actually paid overall was $1.10 per dispenser around $9,000.00 to $9,500.00. In the first year .25 each, then .75 each for a couple years and mostly though $1.10 per dispenser.
The way I always looked at it the actual cost per pez dispenser was about .25 cents each. The difference between that and $1.10 was bribes and payoffs. Assuming anything was actually paid to Pez Europe, which I now doubt. That left .85 cents times approximately 9,500 dispensers to be divided up between all concerned per trip. Pretty good for a couple days work once a month for a decade, if you can get it.
That brings it to .85 cents to $1.10 times approximately 9,000 pez dispensers per trip That comes to at .85 cents, $7,650.00 per trip paid in payoffs or bribes per trip. There were 70 trips, which brings the total in payoffs to $535,500.00 and if no money went to pez corp $693,000.00 in Hungary alone. No matter how you slice it about 3 people in Europe made a lot of money for 70 to 140 days of work. Though I have no doubt some made more than others. That I know of 1 new house, 2 cars and a vacation or 2 were obtained with this money.
Now maybe you understand why I got so annoyed at being jerked around so much on these trips to Europe. Over 1/2 million dollars and people did not want to know me. All to often getting what I wanted, when I wanted it was like pulling teeth. Being scolded, told to keep a lower profile and keep quiet. That I was talking to much when selling. Honestly what they wanted was for me to buy it and not sell it at all.
The 3 am pickup rule. Having to schlep all the way over there and pay cash please. Not to mention in reality taking all the risk with every border crossing or checkpoint. Any deal could have gone south at any point traveling home. Meaning I would lose just under $10,000.00 cash, Hotel, Flight and car rental.
Another thing that always bothered me buying pez.. The people I bought from got all there money in one deal and done. In order to get each trips investment back, it could take up to 3 years for me.
The under $2,000.00 rule did not always work at customs in the US. Get the wrong customs agent and everything could go south pretty fast. On at least 3 occasions, it did go south. Thanks to my broker though everything turned out OK after a few days.
Now you understand why borders in Europe and customs in the US required 2 Tums and 2 Advil. Every trip home from Europe was an exorcise in Frayed nerves.
Amendment to chapter about collectibles in general.
Cereal premiums.
At one point I figured out the plastics company that produced the more highly sought after & "Rare" premiums that went into a particular cereal box. The guy who owned the company was willing to run the molds again for a price. He also was willing to sell me the molds & samples he had for a price. This is just a cautionary tale for collectors of "Rare" collectibles made of plastic.
Pez
I also know for a fact that Pez components have been recreated by plastics companies here & in China. Pez Pal components & Capes for Batman to name a couple. Anything plastic can be recreated from an original if the cost of doing it is worth the cost of selling it. You really need to be realistic on values of plastic collectibles. There is always a tipping point where recreating an item is worth doing.
In house examples are C class trucks, King Loui, Baloo, Mowgli & Blue Dumbo, to name a few. All were reproduced beyond original end of production dates. Why? Because it was profitable to do so. This I know for a fact. What I suspect was also produced after original end of production dates are: Pez Space Gun, Pez Shooter & about a dozen or so no feet Pez dispensers. Why? Because it was profitable to do so, meaning someone paid the right person what they wanted to do it.
You understandably could question what I suspect. I would not blame you. Though I do lay out in great detail the proposed Space Gun project I was involved with in Chapter 12. The Pez Space Gun Project. You also are now aware of a mold owned by a dealer with the rights to produce that mold. Other people also own original molds. I have seen them with my own two eyes. You are also aware now that almost any color of an item can be had for a price if you know who to pay. Verification is the approx 20 dispensers I had produced & packaged in colors I specified. Let alone the colors made on demand by the right people within the company. Again, if you know the right person & are willing to pay there price. All is possible.
The following is something I strongly suspect is true. Through fragments of conversation and knowing how things work in the underground Pez economy. A similar setup was offered to me.
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I believe the molds were borrowed, leased or bought. Then used to create Pez dispensers and Pez Guns. I believe this happened for sure in about 1989 to 1992. It may have also happened after that, but around 1990 I strongly believe all the evidence says this happened. I am not the only person who believes this happened. You would be shocked to know the names of those who also have suspicions that this happened. Some have tipped there hand about this belief by there reactions or statements to me. Especially in the early days, about 1994 when I was finding so many great dispensers in warehouses.
There reactions to what I found, were laced with suspicion. Corrections about how it was being made wrong etc. Some even flat out said " You are making or having this stuff made". It always shocked me how quickly these top dealers & collectors leaped to that conclusion. If the Kings stuff was correct? Why wouldn't mine be? If he could find massive amounts of really old no feet stuff? Why was it so unbelievable that I could find massive quantities of even newer Pez dispensers? The only conclusion was that they never believed the Kings dispensers were all original finds of old inventory.
After all, Hadn't it been necessary for them to correct his mistakes for years. One dealer stated this to me as a matter of fact. As he explained the correction he would have to make on one of my dispensers.
Here is a list of the molds I believe were used in roughly 1990 by this individual with the injection molding machine. Some in many different colors. Indicated By *
Molds that I believe were used by this individual for this private production in about 1990 were.
Pez Space Gun* 1980s orange version especially
Pez Shooter* orange version especially
Green Hornet and hats*
Cow* A or B sorry can't remember for sure which one.
Mimic the Monkey*
Monkey Sailor
Clown with Chin*
Cockatoo*
Raven
Yappy Dog*
Cool Cat*
Owl Melody Maker*
With the guns it was indicated to me at the time approximately 10 years ago. That after the orange versions were sold there might be other colors available.
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| This photo is of some early Fantasy Pez Dispensers created by Chris Orlando. The heads were solid and very heavy. |
Honor among thieves. Karma is a bitch. Pez Corporation, Pez Outlaw Diary is your Karma.
My so called friends I bought from lost my number when the Color War started. Some even changed sides by swearing loyalty to Pez Corp. I've long since made peace with all that.
I'm a middle class kinda guy from a small town who got a very big idea & had the will to act on it. The learning curve was very steep. About the time I was broke in 2000 I had finally graduated. Then it took 10 very bad years to digest it all. To understand what was really important. Now if any of the people I mention not so flatteringly in this book would like to trade the last ten years with me. Well that would be different.
Pretty much everyone I bought Pez Dispensers from was doing there thing on every deal I did. Now I am doing my thing. I feel no debt of gratitude or hatred to anyone. Therefore I feel a sense of freedom to just tell the story. What was done was done, no emotion just the story the way it happened. No need or inclination to pull any punches. If any of my old associates find what they actually did embarrassing. Well maybe they should have behaved differently at the time. Like I said I realized 2 years ago this story is what I have left to sell.
Canada to US. Borders are tricky & always require Tums. For Canada I always used Port Huron everywhere else was harder. That said I got hung up there too more than once. Once they didn't want to let me in at all, finally they said we will let the pez dispensers go, but the flix no. Ok what do I do. We don't care if you put them on the sidewalk back in Canada but that's where you are going back to. Heck we shouldn't even let you bring in the pez dispensers. You see borders quite often depended on who you got so when you found a method that reduced the odds you stuck with it. So back to Canada I went, where I promptly put about 50 cases of flix on the sidewalk & never tried to bring flix in again.
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| Old Regular |
All of my routes were learned through trial & error. It took a few years to learn what worked.
Europe to US. This was the worst border of all and had a very steep learning curve. It got better after a bit cause the people there got to know me. I was, oh yeah he is that guy who brings pez dispensers in. Still though all my ducks had to be in a row again Delta helped. Pez dispensers had to have country of origin on them or bagged MADE IN HUNGARY. There was a specific customs # that smoothed the way, believe it or not it translated to plastic tube. I will never need it again so here is the US customs # I used to bring approx 1/2 million Pez Dispensers into the US # 3923. 90 .0000. I had to have a bill of sale & if I could maneuver myself into a user friendly line.
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| Old Regular |
Two more thing about duffel bags. I never permanently lost my luggage. It got lost a lot and I mean really a lot, but it always found its way home. Actually some of my best experiences with Cincinnati or New york was when my luggage got lost, because the airline worked overtime to clear it and get it to you. I loved it when my luggage got lost, those were peaceful relaxing days. Second thing. The first two duffel bags are or were free, the other 3 cost approx $150.00 each to fly & $20.00 to $25.00 to get from the curb to check in at the airport in Vienna.
Somewhere in Eastern Europe. I swear to god these three eastern European border guards were in the booth hitting each other. Finally one stepped out & he was not happy with all the bags of pez dispensers. He made us dump them all out & show cash receipts. By the way these guys were carrying machine guns. I noticed when bagging it all up that some of the Pez dispensers had vanished, but you usually don't argue with machine gun toting eastern European military. Austrian gun toting military ok, but not eastern European, especially not in 1994 only a few years after the wall came down. Old military habits & points of view die very hard. Anyway we were again on our way, though not before they said don't do this again. We did of course, but not ever again at that crossing.
On another trip Gunther sold me aprox 50 boxes of Silver glow Pez dispensers. If I remember correct each box contained 24 carded Silver glow Pez dispensers. At this point Josh & I were staying in Austria so back to our hotel we went. At the Austria Hungary border the Austrian guards required a bond on the 50 boxes of Pez dispensers to be refunded when items were checked in at the airport. So we went back to the hotel & down packed the 50 boxes of pez into 3 boxes of pez. When we got to the airport customs refused to refund my bond, saying 3 boxes is not 50. Where are the other 47 boxes of pez? The scene escalated till what the Delta airlines rep saw when he walked into the room was. An American with a pony tail & long beard screaming at officials. Two machine gun armed Austrian border guards looking on at the ready & Josh petrified at the whole scene. Delta walked in calmed everybody down, gave Josh a couple aspirin & mediated the whole situation. I flew Delta Airlines from then on, they never failed to stand up for me in any situation.
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| Mr. Ugly |
France was the worst. Arriving from Vienna on my way home the flight arrived late. Here's a tip, if you don't have 2 hours for a connecting flight in Paris things get dicey real fast. Degaul airport is a sprawling facility with very old & very new sections thrown together in a very disorganized manner. Before you can check in you need to pass back through a huge funnel like areas to clear customs for international flights. At any given time 1/2 of the customs people are on break & the rest are slow. Very often you are at the back of a mass of people waiting forever, knowing your flight is boarding.
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| Mr. Ugly |
A little background here. For the first 5 years of my travels Delta had been partnered with Lufthansa which meant the European hub was Frankfurt. Let me tell you that is one really nice airport, modern, easy to move through, nice people & all the good food joints. So nice that I almost counted the Frankfurt airport as a travel destination itself. It is hands down, my favorite airport. So it was quite a comedown when they changed & partnered with Airfrance which is the opposite in every way. Slow, mostly old, very difficult getting from a to b (if you don't have 1 hour between flights, you are in trouble), mostly rude & confusing food
The military though was a huge surprise they too were opposite of every other military in Europe I had encountered. These guys were nice, helpful & generous. The French military whose job was to guard the airport, approached & asked me what I was doing. Expecting the worst I explained. They grabbed my bags, carried them to a better location, where they had a cab waiting & loaded them in. They had even told the driver where I needed to go & haggled the price he could charge me. So France not so much, but the military in France a good friend if you ever need one.
Once in the cab I realized the guys had screened him also. The cabby was Indian & a really nice person. He offered to drive by the Eiffel tower if I wanted, so I could at least see it. Though still being in a very sour mood I declined, I just wanted to get to the hotel & go to bed, as it had been a very long day already. At the hotel he gave me his card in case I change my mind. Now I wish I had, it was a chance of a lifetime to see something very special. I checked my luggage in & headed to my room. Turns out this was a terrific hotel, great food & a terrific feather bed. I slept like a baby caught my flight the next day & made it home fine.
This trip is where I learned my airport manners. Here's what I mean. From the moment you leave home till you are again home, you are in a mechanism of travel. To fight with it or get upset is a waste of time. You will depart then return & all that really matters is how you behaved in between. When you reflect on the adventure it is better not to have memories of going crazy on people. After that trip, I quite often watched as people went nuts on airport staff at the different malfunctions that always occur. Then when they got to me I was patient, polite & understanding. Which usually amazed them because by now they were wore to a nubb.
This is even more true now. Ten years later. I don't have to think back about bad behavior at airports. I was the guy who said don't worry about it. These things happen. I'm here, all that happened, Happened. Yet I got there, I got home & it is all history now.
Lost bags in Austria, no problem. I'd just tell the people trying to help, no problem they usually arrive at my hotel in Gyor tomorrow morning. Same thing when arriving back home, as it actually relieved me of the burden of shepparding around my luggage. Delta always went to extraordinary measures to retrieve my luggage & get it to me. Here's an example. On the flight from Cinci to Vienna my luggage was lost more than 50% of the time. Delta/Austrian Airlines would always send it by cab from Vienna Austria to the Raba in Gyor Hungary the next day before noon. We are talking over 25 times they never failed me.
I may not feel any loyalty to the people I bought Pez from because they were usually working every possible angle. Delta Airlines though was always a good friend who never failed me & always went the extra mile to keep there word. I can't say enough about how many times they were there for me.
My luggage was never permanently lost. It came close only a couple times. The bags were full of santa Pez dispenser playwords. I remember this because I have a vivid recollection of speaking to a person in the lost luggage department in Frankfurt from home. Telling him, they are the big black duffel bags with strap handles & if you unzip them you will see hundreds of Santa Pez dispensers. My luggage arrived a couple days later. The other time was the hundreds & hundreds of carded silver glow Pez dispensers. On that one I got more than a little nervous as they were the whole reason for that trip. Also it was early days & I hadn't really figured things out yet.
You want to know a sight that will really break your heart. Several times while waiting to get off a plane, I was able to watch my luggage being removed from the cargo hold. I sat looking out the window of the plane to see my duffel bags tossed from the hatch down onto the tarmac. At least an eight or ten foot drop. Now that will break your heart.
In short patience is rewarded when traveling. Be the one person who is not going nuts when your whole flight misses its connection. The people behind the counter really appreciate it & its fun to see the look of amazement on there faces. You will arrive at your destination, your luggage will be found & your blood pressure will thank you. Plus its way more fun to step outside the situation & watch the insanity, than to participate.Crazy is not a team sport. In aprox 90 trips my luggage was never permanently lost & I always made it home.
Breaking it in cinci. black bags, green bags, springs. In my early travels I used standard military type green duffel bags for transporting Pez dispensers. Not the little ones you see slung over one shoulder with ease. No, I used the ones that hunch you over & when full weigh about 100 pounds. You see the goal was 1200 pez dispensers per bag. A few years in I switched to a very large black canvas cargo type bag that zipped across the top for transporting Pez dispensers. I always lined the exterior with 1 layer of cardboard & individually zip lock bagged each pez dispenser.
One of the biggest problems I ran into was country of origin on Pez dispensers. *In the early days people working for the company would switch out pez stems with no country for made in Hungary pez stems. This was done with 10,000 to 20,000 Pez dispensers. Honestly there was no other way, until I started using the made in Hungary zip lock bags. Old Smurf Pez dispensers were some of the items that required this procedure.* Also care had to be taken to put Pez dispensers without country of origin in the middle near the bottom. Once problem Pez dispensers were carefully placed, a box of 400 generic Pez dispensers with country were poured over them. Like 4 inches of frosting to make the cake look good. This problem was later solved by having my zip bags printed MADE IN HUNGARY. This method worked terrific, except for one trip to get Merlin Pez dispensers where I filled each bag to 1500 per bag. This was accomplished by tamping the bags & filling to brim. With 1200 Pez dispensers per bag it is a nice loose fill that allows floating & can absorb impacts. The Merlin Pez dispensers trip bags were tight & impacts had nowhere to go except into the Pez dispensers. So about 30% were damaged, that's where I got all the Merlin pez heads.
In Cinci sometimes I was transferred over to the Xray machine with my luggage. It was always interesting to get the questions from the person viewing the Xray. You see all they were seeing was 1200 springs, which presented a very odd picture & conversation. The luggage was so large that on one occasion it actually broke a large square of Plexiglas at the opening of the machine.
I had a very odd conversation with one of the customs guys once. This was the guy who helped me find the correct Pez dispenser customs number for what I was doing. Which as I said translates to plastic tubing. On one trip he was going through his list of what can not be brought into the US. When he finished I heard him say to himself, "If they are that stupid, I'm not going to do it for them". When I asked what he meant, he just said "it is Pez Corps responsibility to put there product on the list, if they don't want other people bringing Pez dispensers into the country". He never mentioned this again in the years that followed.
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